Breaking: Netflix Suffers a Loss of $10 Million in A Day After Going Woke
Netflix faced a huge backlash from netizens for their bold move to save the world. Netflix has become the weakest streaming platform on earth, woah! And what happened?…
ABC Drops Out of the Debate Business After Backlash, Fox to Hold Next Debate: “We Can’t Afford It”
In a plot twist no one saw coming, ABC has officially declared that it’s bowing out of the presidential debate business, citing both financial strain and a backlash…
Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Reveals A Loss of $1 Billion Since Going Woke: “We’re Sorry, Won’t Try That Again”
In a shocking revelation that has sent tremors through the fast-food industry, Dunkin’ Donuts CEO Dave Hoffmann has admitted that the company has suffered a staggering $1 billion…
Tim Walz Is Thinking of Moving to China: “Maybe I should just move to China, Seems like I’d fit right in over there”
In a stunning twist that’s sending shockwaves through both political circles and fortune cookie manufacturers, Minnesota Governor and Democratic vice-presidential nominee Tim Walz has reportedly announced he’s considering…
Elon Musk overtakes Amazon’s Jeff Bezos to become the world’s richest man
SPACE-obsessed Tesla boss Elon Musk has overtaken rocket rival Jeff Bezos to become the world’s richest man. Musk, who first made his fortune with PayPal, is worth $219billion…
Elon Musk’s SpaceX warned of 15 billion VND fine for launching satellite without permission
Billionaire Elon Musk’s Space Exploration Technologies Corporation (SpaceX) has just been warned by the US Federal Aviation Administration and faces a fine of 15 billion VND for violating…
Elon Musk is on track to soon become the world’s first trillionaire
Elon Musk’s sprawling empire — spanning everything from electric vehicles and social media to space rockets and miniature brain implants — may soon make him the world’s first…
Elon Musk announces new missions to Mars, says ‘everybody may visit the red planet soon’
SpaceX is set to launch around five uncrewed Starship missions to Mars over the next two years, according to CEO Elon Musk. Musk announced on social media platform X on Sunday that…
Daughter calls Elon Musk a serial cheater
TPO – Despite disowning her father, Elon Musk’s transgender daughter continues to criticize the American billionaire on social media. She accuses her father of being a serial adulterer,…
Travis Kelce Claps Back at Elon Musk for his tacky comments on giving Taylor Swift a 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥: ‘’KEEP OFF MY GIRL! Money Can’t Buy Sense, You Just Proved It”
NFL superstar Travis Kelce Claps Back at Elon Musk for his Tacky Comments on giving TaylorSwift a 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘥: “KEEP OFF MY GIRL! Money Can’t Buy Sense, You Just…